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WHAT GENDER IS YOUR COMPUTER?
 
It"s male, because:

*** In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on

*** They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

*** They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

*** As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.


It"s female, because:

*** No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

*** The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

*** Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

*** As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it