|It"s male, because:
*** In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on
*** They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
*** They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
*** As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
It"s female, because:
*** No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
*** The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
*** Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
*** As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it