|Men are like....
Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don"t generate much interest.
Blenders. You need one, but you"re not quite sure why.
Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Commercials. You can"t believe a word they say.
Computers Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that"s about it.
Curling irons. They"re always hot, and they"re always in your hair.
Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Lawn Mowers. If you"re not pushing one around, then you"re riding.
Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Mini skirts. If you"re not careful, they"ll creep up your legs.
Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.
Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Place mats. They only show up when there"s food on the table.
Snowstorms. You never know when they"re coming, how many inches you"ll get or how long they will last.
Used Cars. They are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.