|Breaking Up Is Hard To Do.... ( especially when you share the same major )
PSYCHOLOGY : Girls accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother.
SOCIOLOGY : Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship..
ARCHEOLOGY : One tries to bury the past. and accuses the other of trying to dig it up.
THEATRE : " Omigod ! Life is... ended... as we know it ! "
BIOLOGY : " You just wanted to get into my genes ! "
PHYSICS : Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must come down.
JOURNALISM : " Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 17, called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks..."
WOMEN"S STUDIES : "He did it ! "
BUSINESS : Both decide that they"re spending way too much money together, and that it"s simply cheaper to be single.
ITALIAN : " Mama Mia ! "
HISTORY : Each party argues the breakup was caused by something the other party did in the past.
GEOGRAPHY : Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each other.
ANATOMY : " I never liked your body anyway. "
ECONOMICS : One party demands more than the other can supply..
ENGLISH : Each writes the other a perfect breakup letter, complete with introduction, thesis, body, and conclusion, that doesn"t really
say anything substantively intelligible.
EDUCATION : Both concede that the relationship was a learning experience.
COMPUTING : " Man, this bytes -- we just couldn"t interface " or " His hard drive was more like a floppy."
ELEC. ENGINEER : " It"s just so shocking... I"m sure there are positives and negatives, but..."
ARCHITECTURE : " There just wasn"t much to build on anyway..."
PHILOSOPHY : If 2 people breakup in a dorm and there"s no one to witness the breakup, are they really single ?
ZOOLOGY : They were able to mate like banshees, but lacked sophisticated communication skills.
PHYSICAL EDUC. : They punch each other out in frustration.
CHEMISTRY : " It was just the wrong chemistry between us..."
COUNSELLING : Each urges the other to " get help ! "
MUSIC : Each utilizes an operatic lament ( or, in some parts, a country song ) to express his or her sorrow.
LAW : They sue each other for breach of a pre-dating agreement.