Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who"s not a creep
One who is handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he"ll call, he won"t wait
I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won"t be
Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who"ll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How
big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a boat.